'The Professor'

So called not because he knows everything, but because he professes to know everything! Credit where credit is due, he does actually know a lot of stuff - ask him what the capital of New Brunswick, or Alaska, or The Solomon Islands and he'll be able to tell you. Yet he still insists on calling North-west 'North-Left'!

A veritable fountain of knowledge, but infuriating with it (constantly correcting bad grammar and punctuation!).

Beat me convincingly in this summer's 'Euro 2004 Points-for-Pints' challenge. There's always 2006!